Pedophile Meta

The Meta on how to escape being arrested as a pedophile, provided to you by Dinozords and OmegaPro. When you meet up with Chris Hansen, drop down on the floor, and cry like a baby. Say that you don't want to have sex with children, even though the thought of it gives you pleasure. Try to go for the insanity plea. An alternate route, just bring a camera with you and pretend you're filming a documentary how easy it is for pedophiles to groom children and how dangerous this is. Provided to you by our hosts, Dinozords and OmegaPro.