Roast Beef Curtains

Roast Beef Curtains are in reference to a deformity in the female labia structure. One usually finds the horror of a woman having Roast Beef Curtains after it's too late. The Discussion of Roast Beef Curtains is frequently asked to guests of the podcast, and is also one of the earliest topics discussed on the podcast. Roast Beef Curtains is also in reference to a tier rank on The Secret Podcast Discord. It is a rank below the Whistle Blower rank, and above the plebian 'Online' rank.